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spiderlinged (/ˈspaɪdəlɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into an immature crawler, uncertain whether the stairs are ascending or descending. spidermanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a steeplejack, with misplaced confidence in walls, roofs, and the banister. spiderphobiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a fear of spiders so comprehensive that the word itself requires escort. Glenton was spiderphobiaed and refused to say what had crossed the bathroom floor. spidershipped adj. Emboldened by drink to address a spider with an honourific and expect a reply. spiderwebed (/ˈspaɪ̯dəwɛbd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home by sticking to whatever is nearest. Maxie spiderwebed himself from the bar to the taxi using chairs and kindly offered elbows. spiderwisped adj. You are drunk and moving in thin, wandering threads between the bar, the cloakroom and the door. spiderwooded adj. Of a drinker: slow, fibrous and difficult to remove from the pub once settled in place. spiderworked adj. Of a drinker who has joined the evening's conversations into one delicate, unnecessary pattern. spiderworted adj. Describing a drinker who has settled in a clump and resists all suggestions concerning departure. spidey sensed adj. Drunk enough to follow instinct into prolonged arguments about which route home feels least perilous. spidey-sensed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing intuition from suspicion, and making companions answer for both. spideyed adj. A drinker who watches every movement in the room and follows the wrong one home. spidget finnered adj. A drinker so far gone that the hands continue turning something long after the evening has stopped. spidroined adj. The state of being drunk and stretched between the last round, the cloakroom and the route home. Aleck was spidroined across the doorway, still accepting drinks while reaching for his coat. spie charted adj. The condition of a drinker who compares two incompatible accounts of the evening and accepts both. spied (/spaɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to inspect the household secretly, beginning with the fridge and ending under the sofa. Damian-andrei got spied and conducted a quiet reconnaissance of the leftovers.