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spiedie sauced (/spiːdi sɔːsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a marinated softness, agreeable to any route and incapable of choosing one. Mariama was spiedie sauced and accepted the wrong taxi with complete culinary confidence. spiedied (/ˈspiːdid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to grilled cubes, a roll and the journey afterwards. spiegel ironned adj. Softened by drink into a small, bright piece of barroom metal, easily moved towards the exit. spiegeleisened (/ˈʃpiːɡəlˌaɪzənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a metallic certainty that the next round and the route home are both necessary. spielered (/ˈspiːləd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where promises about the next round resemble anything but a wager. spielfreaked adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a German game with rules nobody else has seen. spielled (/ʃpiːld/) adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, though still capable of presenting departure as a negotiable matter. spiered adj. Describing a drinker who conducts covert surveillance of the crisps, with notably poor discretion. Sherril, thoroughly spiered, monitored the barmaid while pretending to inspect the exits. spifed adj. A drinker who deploys one hand as spoon and knife, generally without having been asked. spiffed (/spɪfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that personal charm is being applied as formal evening dress. spiffied (/ˈspɪfid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken respectable presentation for successful navigation. spiffinessed adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining an indefensible confidence in one’s smartness. spifflicationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been reduced to decorative fragments by the evening’s proceedings. spiflicationed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition approaching annihilation, though still capable of ordering crisps. spighted adj. Sharpened by drink into a woodpecker, then directed towards the furniture rather than the trees. spignelled (/ˈspɪɡnəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a root-minded conversationalist with feathery opinions and mountain pretensions.