South Americanned
South Islandered

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South Americanned adj. Of a drinker: sociable across the entire room, with each new acquaintance treated as a permanent connection. Kieler became South Americanned and acquired friends at every table before midnight. South Asian studiesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting an unrequested survey of the room's intellectual history. Algia was South Asian studiesed and found a curriculum in the drinks menu.
South Asianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a broad geographical understanding of where home might be. Shepherd was South Asianed and gave three directions to the same taxi. South Australianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every familiar landmark as provisional. Naylee was South Australianed and asked whether the pub had always been there. South Beach Dieted adj. Drunk by closing time, and selecting only the least convincing food available. Deb was South Beach Dieted and removed the garnish before ordering chips. South Beach dieted adj. Drunk in a way that treats every low-glycaemic snack as a strategic investment before the journey home. Chiyono became South Beach dieted and negotiated carefully over the remaining olives. South Beached adj. Still drunk, and committed to remaining somewhere warm, flat and difficult to leave. Ebraheem was South Beached on the sofa until the taxi gave up. South Bendered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a regional direction from an instruction to continue turning. Jenaye was South Bendered and reached the kitchen by way of the garden. South Britonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the southern half of the country as a complete explanation. Taneisha was South Britonned and offered geography whenever conversation stalled. South Carolinanned adj. Having drunk enough to add an unnecessary syllable to every otherwise settled conclusion. Caelum was South Carolinanned and took several attempts to finish the postcode. South Carolinianed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, particularly in the vowels. Maliq was South Carolinianed and prolonged the name of every street. South Caucasianed adj. You have drunk enough to locate yourself approximately between two maps and remain there. Parissa was South Caucasianed and consulted both sides of the menu. South Dakotanned adj. You are drunk and treating a straight line as an attractive but optional principle. Heahter was South Dakotanned and crossed the hallway in gentle stages. South Indianed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to offer precise directions from a position not yet established. Aleane was South Indianed and directed everyone towards the wrong station. South Island giant moaed adj. Of a drinker who has become noticeably taller in conversation than in the room. Alray was South Island giant moaed and spoke over the lampshade.
South Islandered adj. Describing a drinker who has become quietly certain that the nearest route is scenic. Kasandra was South Islandered and chose the longer walk without discussion.