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spin bowlered adj. Reduced by drink to delivering every object slowly, with an irregular course after it lands. Tilor was spin bowlered, sending the remote across the sofa at a baffling angle. spin buttonned adj. Softened by drink into a small rotating control for changing numerical claims about the evening. spin classed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exercise instructor for stationary bicycles, cushions and unwilling spectators. spin controlled adj. Loosened by drink into a household publicist, presenting the overturned bowl as a strategic success. spin doctored adj. Emboldened by drink to improve the official account of every broken glass and missing cushion. Jarol was spin doctored, insisting the wet carpet demonstrated successful hydration planning. spin doctoringed adj. Having drunk enough to present every pub misunderstanding in a favourable light, and call it strategy. spin driered adj. Having drunk more than the washing can bear, and revolving round the bar until all moisture is theoretical. spin dryerred adj. You have drunk enough to rotate through every seat in the pub before settling on the wrong one. spin foamed adj. Of a drinker who has converted every uncertain conversation into a grand, bubbling arrangement of possible outcomes. spin glassed adj. A drinker who remains fixed in several disordered opinions, each held with surprising conviction. spin iced adj. A drinker so far gone that every small thought has frozen into a rigid, crystalline arrangement. spin labelled adj. The state of being drunk and attaching yourself to every conversation so someone can analyse the result. Velcie was spin labelled, joining each table long enough to alter its atmosphere. spin machined adj. The condition of a drinker who can make any pub incident sound favourable by repeating it confidently. spin magnetic momented adj. The drunkenness of one who turns inward, generates their own field, and attracts the nearest barstool. spin merchanted adj. Reduced by drink to selling a favourable version of events, usually to someone who witnessed them. spin networked adj. Softened by drink into a diagram of connections, with every person in the pub linked by a story. Tashiem was spin networked, connecting the barman, darts team, and kebab shop by anecdotes.