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spin-topped adj. Loosened by drink into a small rotating object whose eventual direction is administrative. spin-up timed adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a measured interval before becoming confidently, if incorrectly, operational. spin-upped adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to become operational produces noise before progress. spina bifidaed (/ˈspaɪnə ˈbɪfɪdəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every route forward develops a conspicuous gap. Caytlin was spina bifidaed and needed considerable time to cross the two metres to the door. spinacened adj. Drunk and chemically convinced that the evening has become an obsolete form of itself. spinacetinned adj. Drunk to the point where every green object acquires an unnecessarily precise chemical identity. spinach dipped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you creamy, communal, and surrounded by things for dipping. spinach mustarded adj. Drunk, with the result that a small dish of greens acquires the authority of a formal supper. Zelah was spinach mustarded and served the greens as though receiving foreign dignitaries. spinached (/ˈspɪnɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a modest portion of leaves as a complete and consequential meal. Ansli was spinached, regarding a modest bowl of leaves as a consequential supper. spinaed (/ˈspaɪ.nəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to stand backbone-first against an argument that has already ended. spinaged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an obsolete spelling from an urgent need for toast. spinal arteried adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying every adjoining conversation, though none has requested blood flow. spinal boarded adj. Drunk on the strength of a rigid support system, and requiring one before attempting the pavement. spinal butterfly rayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading gracefully across shallow water, namely the pub carpet. spinal canalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and conveying every remaining thought through a narrow central passage. Keniqua was spinal canalled, directing all conversation through one increasingly congested idea. spinal columned adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining an impressive vertical structure by leaning on several smaller structures.