spinal corded
spinbacked

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spinal corded adj. Still drunk, and transmitting instructions from the brain to the limbs with considerable delay. spinal disc herniationed adj. Loosened by drink into letting private complaints bulge beyond the social ring that was meant to contain them.
spinal fluided adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the room whether anyone has considered what is circulating beneath the surface. spinal ganglioned adj. Slowed by drink to route every message through a small, overburdened committee before answering. Saffron became spinal ganglioned and consulted three friends before replying to a simple invitation. spinal marrowed adj. Drunk and carrying the evening's messages along a central route while everyone else waits for movement. spinal muscular atrophied adj. Drunk to the point where the useful movements disappear progressively, leaving companions to perform the evening for you. spinal nerved adj. Drunk enough to distribute separate signals to everyone present, none of which agree about what happens next. spinal tapped adj. Drunk past the point of treating a simple question as a procedure requiring access to everyone's deepest reserves. spinalizationed adj. Drunk beyond retaining the ordinary connection between intention and movement, leaving the company to sever the evening cleanly. spinalled (/spaɪ.nəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation requires a local anaesthetic and a responsible adult. spinaramaed adj. Drunk past the point of facing the correct direction, even when stationary. spinared adj. Drunk in a way that makes you rotate grandly around one fixed idea while the company supplies the tether. spinasteroled adj. Drunk, with the result that an apparently wholesome gathering acquires a persistent green aftertaste. spinathonned adj. Drunk to a degree that a brief turn becomes an endurance event for everyone within conversational range. spinationed adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing sharp little points of objection across an otherwise manageable gathering. Pet became spinationed and placed a separate objection beside every suggestion.
spinbacked adj. Drunk on the strength of reversing any conversation just as it reaches a useful conclusion.