spinboxed
spindlehorned

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spinboxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting among fixed options with repeated, unnecessary precision. Denvil became spinboxed and made the table vote repeatedly on whether the taxi was blue. spincaloritronicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every exchange between people into a contest over who is giving off more heat.
spincasted adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted movement begins neatly and ends somewhere beside the intended mark. spindalised adj. Drunk enough to flash brightly, change direction without warning, and remain difficult to identify in the crowd. Tavio became spindalised and moved between conversations in short, brightly coloured bursts. spindelled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a straight axis while attempting anything requiring a vertical posture. Marieta went spindelled halfway up the staircase and reconsidered the handrail as furniture. spindizzied adj. Drunk beyond remaining in one orbit, circling the room while tethered chiefly to the nearest chair. spindle celled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the limbs elongated, uncooperative, and poorly attached to the intended direction. spindle diagramed adj. Drunk, with the result that every account of the evening grows thicker or thinner according to the speaker. Senie became spindle diagramed and gave each version of the journey a different width. spindle neuronned adj. Drunk to a degree that one signal enters, branches once, and arrives at an entirely different destination. spindle poisonned adj. Drunk to the extent of disrupting the body's internal threads, so that balance and intention separate. Amabella was spindle poisonned, with balance and intention pursuing separate careers. spindle toxinned adj. Drunk past the point of treating every conversation as a harmless biological mechanism. Tereka was spindle toxinned, explaining the pub's arrangements as though they were cellular. spindle treed adj. Drunk beyond recognising which branches of the family are present, or why. spindle-treed adj. Drunk in a way that produces several quiet branches of conversation, none reaching the point. spindled (/ˈspɪndəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated turning, then wound tightly round the nearest fixed object. spindlefuled adj. Drunk, with the result that one modest glass now appears sufficient for the whole apparatus.
spindlehorned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small forest animal seem a reasonable conversational companion. Kaneka was spindlehorned and asked the saola whether the music suited it.