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spinifexbirded adj. Describing a drinker who keeps to the edges, chirping intermittently until somebody orders the taxi. spinifexed adj. You are drunk and rooted in the beer garden, bristling whenever anyone suggests the journey home. spinikened adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes every charitable institution for a place of enforced employment. spininessed adj. A drinker who has acquired points in every direction and is difficult to embrace on the journey home. Bethlyn was spininessed by midnight, making the shared taxi considerably less comfortable. spinitised adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home proceeds with the solemn rigidity of a mounted animal. spinitrixed adj. The state of being drunk and larger than the evening's available coat, doorway or taxi. Devan became spinitrixed after the second-to-last round and blocked the narrow vestibule. spinked (/spɪŋkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who makes a small, bright noise whenever the coats are mentioned. spinlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost all interest in maintaining a direction between pub and home. spinlocked adj. Reduced by drink to circling the same decision about one more round without acquiring an answer. Ohagi was spinlocked, circling the question of another round without reaching an answer. spinmastered adj. Softened by drink into presenting every missed train as a manageable communications exercise. Kellen got spinmastered and described the cancelled train as a positive development for the group. spinmeistered adj. Sharpened by drink into persuading strangers that the wrong coat is strategically preferable. spinnabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every route home as equally negotiable and none as binding. Lazlo was spinnabilitied by the final round and accepted three different directions home. spinnached adj. Drunk beyond orthography, yet still prepared to litigate the spelling of supper. spinnaker poled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing the road requires a supporting friend. spinnakered (/ˈspɪnəkəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to leave before the bill, the coats and the consequences have been arranged. spinnbarkeited adj. Drunk and stretching the departure into a long, adhesive negotiation with the cloakroom. Dazhane was spinnbarkeited at closing, attached to the discussion about one missing coat.