South Koreaned
Southern Baptisted

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South Koreaned adj. A drinker who maintains a determinedly formal bearing while losing the details. Shavaughn was South Koreaned and bowed slightly to the vending machine. South Ossetianed adj. A drinker so far gone that a nearby border becomes an administrative concern. Adein was South Ossetianed and asked whether the garden required documentation.
South Pacific pesoed adj. The state of being drunk and valuing every remaining coin with quiet suspicion. Jaynesha was South Pacific pesoed and counted the change beside the till. South Park Republicanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a centre-right position. Daemond was South Park Republicanismed and found moderation in the kebab queue. South Park Republicanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted firm opinions about matters better left animated. Quinetta was South Park Republicanned and assessed the pub's politics at length. South Sea Islandered adj. Drunk since last orders, and swaying as though the floor were a distant island. Jimbo spent supper swaying between the tables, thoroughly South Sea Islandered. South Slavved adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking the stairs as a region requiring separate negotiations. Tajae became South Slavved and inspected each stair before committing to it. South Sudanesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and descending the stairs with each foot pursuing its own policy. Keiyona was South Sudanesed, negotiating the staircase one independent limb at a time. South Walianed adj. Still drunk, and answering simple questions with a broad, unhurried movement of the vowels. Laberta was South Walianed enough to make one syllable last through the chorus. Southampton elmed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the stairs from the banister, and attempting both at once. Saralyn went Southampton elmed and used the banister as an alternative staircase. Southamptonianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require local knowledge of the route from chair to doorway. Joanthan was Southamptonianed and asked twice where the exit was from beside it. Southcottianed adj. Having drunk enough to announce a prophecy, then lose the thread halfway up the stairs. Callie-mae got Southcottianed and predicted rain before forgetting which landing she occupied. Southdowned adj. Having drunk more than a small flock could reasonably account for, and moving without horns or direction. Ethaen was Southdowned, bobbing gently towards the stairs without apparent purpose. Southeast Asianed adj. You have drunk enough to lose the distinction between the left stair and the right one. Legna was Southeast Asianed and selected the stairs by whichever foot arrived first. Southern Athabaskanned adj. You are drunk and moving through the room by a route known only to your elbows. Shaima was Southern Athabaskanned, with both elbows leading towards the lavatory.
Southern Baptisted adj. Of a drinker: upright on principle, though the knees have entered into private disagreement. Hamlin stayed Southern Baptisted beside the banister, despite both knees voting otherwise.