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spinoffed adj. The drunkenness of one who has departed the main gathering to pursue a smaller, less defensible gathering elsewhere. spinogenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and developing numerous small projections with which to catch the conversation. spinogramed adj. Still drunk, and presenting an internal map on which the spine is the only reliable straight line. spinoidaled adj. Too drunk to remain a single phase, separating into several incompatible accounts of the same evening. Trev became spinoidaled and divided into cheerful, apologetic, and inexplicably administrative versions. spinonned adj. Loosened by drink into separating from your usual self, then regretting the confinement by breakfast. Kesaun woke spinonned, unable to decide which part of the hangover belonged to him. spinonymed adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat the same word in several orientations, none of them helpful before coffee. spinophilinned adj. Slowed by drink to a small, immovable point of the head, particularly among the pillows. spinopticsed adj. Drunk and seeing the morning light arrive in elliptical, politely shifting forms. spinoramaed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a straight account of where the evening began or ended. spinored (/spɪnɔɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a complete turn has made you briefly someone else again. spinoreticular tracted adj. Drunk in a way that sends every minor sensation travelling upwards and arriving as an emergency. spinosaded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's small irritations are being treated as insects. spinosaured adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a long, predatory appetite and a conspicuous ridge of hair. spinosaurided adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a broad-backed explanation for the wreckage of breakfast. spinosaurined adj. Drunk on the strength of a long snout, an old appetite and very little morning diplomacy. spinosauroided adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the general aspect of an ancient relative of a large carnivore.