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spinsterhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary evening alone into a settled constitutional arrangement. spinsterishnessed (/ˈspɪnst(ə)ɹɪʃnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating minor domestic preferences as principles requiring firm defence. Zyva became spinsterishnessed and issued a ruling on the correct placement of coasters. spinsterismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an untested conviction that being unconsulted makes every decision wiser. spinstershipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though independence were a licence to overrule the room. Armina grew spinstershipped and vetoed the taxi route despite never having visited the area. spinstressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spinning every practical suggestion into an elaborate personal project. Rod became spinstressed and promised to make everyone scarves before breakfast. spinstried adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as material to be spun into something longer. spinterneted adj. Still drunk, and mistaking a handful of emphatic messages for a popular movement. spintexted adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence before supplying it with a sermon, a conclusion, and an appeal. spinthariscoped adj. Sufficiently drunk to observe each tiny consequence of a decision as though it were a historic event. spintherided adj. Having drunk enough to wriggle through every objection and emerge convinced that the original plan improved. spintherismed adj. Having drunk more than the lights justify, and interpreting ordinary flashes as decisive signs. spintoed adj. You have drunk enough to attempt a grand finale, despite possessing neither the voice nor the interval. spintrapped adj. Drunk past the point of letting a passing thought escape without pinning it to someone nearby. Juyne was spintrapped, fastening each new theory to the nearest unsuspecting regular. spintrappinged adj. Drunk in a way that detects free radicals in every pub disagreement and refuses to release them. Jarvon was spintrappinged, trapping the sharpest remark in an argument about closing time. spintronicsed adj. You are drunk and transferring opinions with such confidence that their original source is impossible to identify. Kielan became spintronicsed and passed each rumour around as though personally verified. spinturnicided adj. Of a drinker: attached to every available conversation, moving whenever the social surface shifts. Many was spinturnicided and followed each group around the garden with determined interest.