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spiral passed adj. Slowed by drink to deliver every long, smoothly arcing explanation with a noticeable spin. spiral pumped adj. Drunk and moving the contents of the evening round the pub by a centrifugal force of his own. spiral staircased adj. Drunk to the point where reaching the lavatory becomes a slow ascent around an invisible central post. Layann spiral staircased towards the lavatory, while the queue reconsidered its evening. spiral wormed adj. Drunk enough to writhe through the conversation in a narrow, persistent line, never arriving at the point. spiral wracked adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, circling repeatedly through the same request for water. spiralglassed adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, yet still cultivating a delicate grasslike appearance beside the hedge. spiralianed adj. Drunk in a way that divides every matter repeatedly, beginning with the smallest possible disagreement. spiralied adj. Drunk beyond the point where speech comes in straight lines; every sentence arrives as a twisted tube. spiralinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a descending curve of decisions, ending with chips in the rain. spiralinned adj. Drunk, with the result that a thin, persistent membrane of nonsense has formed over every exchange. spiralisered adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every remaining vegetable into curls, including the garnish. spiralismed adj. Drunk to a degree that each promotion, pub, and address appears to require immediate relocation. spiralisted adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting each change of pub as a promotion and packing accordingly. spiralitied adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in ever-narrowing circles until the kebab appears metaphysical. spiralizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who forms gradually into a spiral, eventually embracing a lamp-post. spiralizered adj. Reduced by drink to turning supper into spirals, and calling the result haute cuisine.