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spiralled (/ˈspaɪɹəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to leave the bar carries him farther round it. Cleto spiralled past the toilets three times before locating the front door. spirallikenessed adj. Softened by drink into something vaguely spiral-like, chiefly while descending from a stool. spirallinged adj. Loosened by drink into movement in a spiral, particularly when seeking the lavatory. spiramided adj. Emboldened by drink to antagonise several receptors at once, then apologise to the barman. spiramycinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial procession towards the last bus. spiranned adj. Drunk and hinged at the middle, with each half conducting a separate negotiation. spirant mutationed adj. Drunk enough to turn ordinary consonants into fricatives, especially in the word 'taxi'. spiranted (/ˈspaɪəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every objection emerges as a breathy rasp. spiranthied (/spaɪˈɹænθid/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one’s floral arrangements anatomically conventional. spirantisationed adj. Drunk beyond consonantal stability, turning conversation into a series of soft frictions. Keimani became spirantisationed and rendered the toast in increasingly porous speech. spirantizationed (/spaɪɹəntɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every consonant gradually become a fricative sound. Catelin grew spirantizationed and transformed the order for chips into atmospheric noise. spiraprilated adj. Drunk to a degree that the active part of the remedy is chiefly negotiating with the kebab. Osby became spiraprilated and measured his pulse against the rotation of the doner. spirapriled adj. Drunk, with the result that blood pressure becomes a matter for tomorrow and chips become urgent. spirastered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a short, curved object with unnecessarily prominent spines. spirationed adj. Drunk on the strength of breathing, which has become an unexpectedly ambitious evening activity. Izell was spirationed and treated each breath as evidence of continued civilisation. spiravirused adj. Drunk since last orders, and multiplying through the room by unexplained biological means.