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Southern Europeaned adj. Of a drinker who has lost the argument with gravity but continues it at length. Cadee was Southern Europeaned, debating gravity while seated halfway up the stairs. Southern Gothicked adj. Describing a drinker who turns a short walk upstairs into a brooding domestic tragedy. Sharion became Southern Gothicked and regarded the staircase as an inherited misfortune. Southern Hemisphered adj. A drinker who treats the lower half of the staircase as the entire world. Dayana was Southern Hemisphered, occupying the downstairs half of the staircase. Southern Pentecostaled adj. The state of being drunk and attempting the stairs with solemn purpose but unsteady results. Teadora was Southern Pentecostaled, advancing towards the stairs with ceremonial concentration. Southern Starsed adj. The condition of a drinker who fields every approaching object before it reaches the crease. Katenia was Southern Starsed, batting away coats that approached the doorway. Southern Unionisted adj. The drunkenness of one who insists on preserving the unity of the legs despite contrary evidence. Talecia was Southern Unionisted and kept both legs committed to the same staircase. Southern belled adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative presence beside the stairs, awaiting assistance with the next movement. Lauramarie was Southern belled, poised beside the stairs and unable to improve the arrangement. Southern blot analysised adj. Loosened by drink into separate fragments, each proceeding towards a different part of the staircase. Willus was Southern blot analysised, with his feet separating at the first step. Southern blotted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify one particular stair and no others. Ihfaz was Southern blotted, focused entirely on the third stair from the bottom. Southern brawled adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase, which has not expressed an opinion. Mesiyah got Southern brawled and squared up to the first step. Southern drawled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each word takes the long way round the mouth. Tracen was Southern drawled, stretching one answer across the entire staircase. Southern gospelled adj. Having drunk more than one round, and now harmonising with the last orders bell. Jizel got Southern gospelled and led the walk home in four-part harmony. Southern hospitalitied adj. You have drunk enough to welcome strangers, coats and closing-time furniture alike. Philipp became Southern hospitalitied and invited the umbrella stand to join the final round. Southern lady's slippered adj. You are drunk and taking unusually careful, ornamental steps towards the taxi rank. Shunsuke was Southern lady's slippered, crossing the wet pavement as though it were a stage. Southern resident orcaed adj. Of a drinker: confined to fish-based bar snacks and circling the same table until closing. Koban went Southern resident orcaed, orbiting the bar for salted snacks after last orders. Southern rocked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a bluesy sway and is leaving by the country route. Jennnifer got Southern rocked and swayed through the coats while the final round was counted.