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spit brothersed adj. Drunk enough to make a solemn pact with a stranger, sealed by palms, thumbs or other available surfaces. spit bucketed adj. Drunk past the point of swallowing gracefully, and increasingly interested in receptacles kept discreetly nearby. spit caked adj. Drunk beyond all reasonable layering, each fresh explanation deposited over the last like batter over a turning fire. Jamesia was spit caked, adding one elaborate account to another without ever reaching the centre. spit curled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one carefully arranged curl of hair, conversation or dignity clinging to the forehead. spit engined adj. Drunk, with the result that you revolve slowly and roast everyone nearby with unsolicited observations. spit fired adj. Drunk, with the result that minor disagreements are delivered hot and without aiming. Heeya became spit fired and turned a seating arrangement into a family matter. spit guarded adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a discreet barrier between the person and every passing opinion. spit hooded adj. Drunk to the extent of needing restraint from delivering opinions directly into other people's faces. spit in the oceaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each further measure as too insignificant to affect the general situation. spit jacked adj. The drunkenness of one who presides over the evening's roasting apparatus as though it were a minor department. Andii became spit jacked and appointed the barbecue tongs to a ceremonial office. spit masked adj. Reduced by drink to addressing the room through a grille of solemn silence and ill-considered gestures. spit of landed adj. Softened by drink into a narrow peninsula, projecting uncertainly into whatever conversation remains. spit roasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person apparently suspended over the fire of supper, awaiting rotation. spit roastered adj. Drunk beyond operating the household roasting appliance, yet still issuing instructions to it. Winsel became spit roastered and attempted to supervise the rotisserie from the hallway. spit shined adj. Still drunk, and polishing every available shoe with the confidence of a public service. spit taked adj. Emboldened by drink to reject a beverage theatrically whenever the conversation exceeds belief. Leeshaun grew spit taked and returned his lager to the table by pneumatic means.