spit wadded
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spit wadded adj. Drunk and firing dampened fragments of paper towards the ceiling, with declining scholastic purpose. spit-balled adj. Drunk enough to chew paper into a projectile and consider the ceiling an appropriate recipient.
spit-fired adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every conversation liable to discharge abruptly. spit-poisonned adj. Drunk past the point of benevolence, with every harmless remark treated as a personal campaign. Corii grew spit-poisonned and found malice in the placement of the bread basket. spit-roastered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen appliance into the evening's principal mechanical responsibility. spit-taked adj. Slowed by drink to expel each astonished mouthful with the measured timing of a recorded performance. spit-upped adj. Drunk to a degree that returns the evening's contents in a small, domestic demonstration of defeat. spitalhoused adj. Drunk on the strength of medical hospitality, though the treatment consists chiefly of toast. Nyha was spitalhoused on the sofa, receiving toast and medical hospitality. spitalled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring charitable accommodation, preferably somewhere with a clean blanket. spitballed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pitching every remaining idea with illicit moisture. Yitzchok was spitballed, delivering damp opinions from the far end of the table. spitballered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moistening every proposition before releasing it into play. Thair was spitballered, moistening each grand proposition before releasing it into conversation. spitboxed adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening's final contributions in a small metal tribunal. spitbraaied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a social gathering from an official ceremony involving fire, meat and a turning rod. Elikem became spitbraaied and gave the barbecue the gravity of a national occasion. spitbuged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a bubbling garden insect for a minor domestic fountain. spitchcocked (/ˈspɪt͡ʃkɒkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard supper as an eel requiring dissection before it can be sensibly fried. Abdule was spitchcocked and approached the grilled fish with unnecessary surgical confidence.
spite fenced adj. Drunk and making the neighbours reconsider where the boundary ends. Tenya went home spite fenced, having objected to the garden wall by becoming one.