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spite housed adj. Drunk to the point where every guest is treated as an architectural grievance. spite walled adj. Drunk enough to place a solid obstacle between yourself and everybody else's reasonable expectations. spited (/spaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than generosity permits, and devoting the remainder of the evening to minor obstruction. spitefulnessed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing an insult for usefulness rather than accuracy. spitelessnessed adj. Drunk beyond resentment, leaving everyone else to enjoy the evening without opposition. spitered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every kindness appear to have been strategically withheld. Sahrai went spitered and accused the bar staff of favouring the next table. spitfired adj. Drunk to the extent of firing off opinions across the room like artillery. spitfulled adj. Drunk on the strength of one shovel-sized helping of confidence, distributed among bystanders. Emmanouel got spitfulled and attempted to improve the pub's flowerbeds. spithamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring every disagreement by the breadth of your hand. spitholed adj. Of a drinker who has retreated from the company and adopted the pub lavatory as a temporary headquarters. spithooded adj. Drunk on the strength of a final measure, with the head secured metaphorically against further declarations. spitkited adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing the conversation with small, determined movements. spitooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest receptacle as a matter of some importance. Robeert became spitooned and guarded the flowerpot from less considerate guests. spitpoisonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and calumniating absent people to anyone still within hearing. spitroasted adj. Loosened by drink into a revolving supper arrangement, with the conversation providing the heat. spitroastered adj. Drunk, with the result that the roasting appliance receives a formal review before anyone checks the food.