spitshined
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spitshined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a companion's polished shoe from a suitable conversational surface. spitsticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every social difficulty to an ill-advised display of confidence. Shoaib became spitsticked and challenged the quietest guest to settle an imaginary dispute.
spittalled adj. Having drunk enough to turn a gathering into a charitable institution for your companions. spitted (/spɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a slow rotation, as though secured to a rod above a very patient fire. spittered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits, and assigning everyone else a place beside the roast. spittin' imaged adj. A drinker who has become the exact likeness of whichever absent person is being discussed. Spiros was spittin' imaged, and the hosts briefly addressed him by another man's name. spitting boxed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest receptacle as a formal audience. spitting cobraed adj. Of a drinker: defensive at conversational range, with remarks reaching the innocent. spitting distanced adj. Of a drinker who has made proximity a sporting achievement for everyone else. spitting imaged (/ˈspɪtɪŋ ˈɪmɪdʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest resemblance becomes a social obligation. Carless was spitting imaged, and the reunion spent an hour explaining who he supposedly was. spitting spidered adj. Still drunk, and projecting small defensive remarks before the conversation has had time to move. Chakina got spitting spidered and stopped the discussion with a carefully aimed accusation. spittinged (/ˈspɪtɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to contribute bodily commentary whenever the conversation pauses. spittlebuged adj. Drunk on the strength of sap, and leaving a little protective froth wherever you settle. spittled (/ˈspɪ.t(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a modest, frothy commentary on the evening. Raaina became spittled beside the bar and contributed quietly to her own collar. spittooned (/spɪˈtuːnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already selecting a permanent destination for the consequences.
spitwaded adj. Drunk to the point where each sheet of paper becomes ammunition and the ceiling a curriculum. Damayia got spitwaded and revised the pub ceiling with three damp receipts.
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