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spitzed (/spɪtsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing to attention with a small, northern dignity. spitzered adj. Still drunk, and pointed in conversation without being especially effective. spitzkarrened adj. Too drunk to walk without forming small, sharp pinnacles at irregular intervals. Meg was spitzkarrened across the garden, rising distinctly wherever the ground permitted. spitzkopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a rocky, sharp-pointed feature of the landscape. spiveried adj. You have drunk enough to conduct small transactions with the moral flexibility of a backstreet dealer. spiviased adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, with amphetamine-like confidence in every subsequent decision. spivved (/spɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to dress smartly and offer goods whose provenance is best left alone. spivveried (/ˈspɪvəɹid/) adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening with minor criminal resourcefulness. spizofuroned adj. Of a drinker: apparently treating the pub as an antiulcer medication. spizzerinctumed (/ˌspɪz.əˈɹɪŋk.təmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired considerable nerve, though not necessarily a plan. Shantha was spizzerinctumed and asked the landlord whether the piano was structurally sound. spkred adj. You are drunk and reduced, by morning, to communicating in fragments and pointing at the rest. Dayrin was spkred by breakfast, offering Tennie a napkin instead of an explanation. splabooed adj. Describing a drinker who has become conspicuously uncouth and is not improving with refreshment. Wanetah got splabooed and used the serving spoon to settle a minor disagreement. spladed adj. A drinker who is useful for cutting, lifting and scooping, though rarely in that order. splaininged adj. A drinker so far gone that explaining has lost its beginning and most of its middle. Gabina got splaininged and explained the door to Yasemin at considerable length. splaked adj. The state of being drunk and biologically difficult to classify at the family gathering. splanched adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an extra internal floor without changing height.