splash cupped
splash-dashed

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splash cupped adj. The state of being drunk and dispersing in all directions whenever anything falls unexpectedly. splash cymballed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a bright, ill-timed accent whenever coordination is required.
splash damaged adj. Reduced by drink to suffering consequences from nearby activity, however harmless. splash dammed adj. The drunkenness of one who has raised the level of the room and cannot float smoothly through it. Onaleigh grew splash dammed and held up the stair traffic from below. splash downed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home concludes by landing directly in a puddle. splash guarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a coat to protect the party from roadside spray. Kayleeh stood splash guarded beside the taxi, holding her coat out like municipal equipment. splash padded adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches every landing as a recreational water feature. Dianna went splash padded and tested the stairs with both hands before proceeding. splash paged (/splæʃ peɪdʒd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a brief introductory display before the main loss of coordination begins. splash parked adj. Loosened by drink into a stationary water attraction, usually beside the stairs. splash partied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every wet surface and unstable step as a social occasion. splash screened adj. Slowed by drink to an opening display: present, branded, and not yet proceeding. Lamek remained splash screened at the foot of the stairs, showing no sign of loading. splash sticked adj. Drunk and using a small implement of dubious purpose to keep the evening contained. splash texted adj. Drunk to the point where every first impression requires a caption before anything can happen. splash-and-dashed adj. Drunk past the point of a fifty-metre sprint being distinguishable from a prolonged stumble. splash-and-goed adj. Of a drinker who has left after one quick round, before anyone has found their coat.
splash-dashed adj. Drunk beyond a short straight effort, with each step resembling the aftermath of a dive.