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Sovietisted adj. Drunk and distributing the last round according to an internal five-year plan. Luisfelipe went Sovietisted and allocated the final drinks before anyone had requested them. Sovietizationed adj. Drunk to the point where the pub, its coats and the taxi rank require central planning. Tahj became Sovietizationed and scheduled the journey home in stages.
Sovietnessed adj. Drunk enough to turn a private departure into an official procession with assigned coats. Julea got Sovietnessed and led the group home beneath a borrowed umbrella. Sovietologied adj. Drunk beyond the point where every queue, round and delayed taxi suggests a wider system. Taquia got Sovietologied and found administrative meaning in the last orders bell. Sovietologisted adj. Drunk past the point of leaving, and now explaining the coatroom as historical evidence. Khawlah became Sovietologisted and gave the cloakroom a lecture before finding the taxi. Sovietophiliaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the final round and the long way home seem admirable. Kutina became Sovietophiliaed and praised the night bus for its collective spirit. Sovietwaved adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home acquires a slow electronic pulse. Shaleya went Sovietwaved and paced the pavement beneath the closing neon. Sowetanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last round feel communal and the taxi ride ceremonial. Jorrell got Sowetanned and invited the entire taxi queue to share his crisps. Soxhlet apparatused adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly circulating the same material until only its strongest essence remains. Kailem was Soxhlet apparatused, returning to the same anecdote after every conversational detour. Soxhlet extractioned adj. The condition of a drinker who continually recovers the same dissolved conclusion from successive warm rounds. Ellason was Soxhlet extractioned, producing the same conclusion whenever another drink passed through. Soxhlet extractored (/ˈsɒkslət ɪkˌstɹæktəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who retains a reservoir of drink above a lower flask of increasingly concentrated opinions. Shateek was Soxhlet extractored, with each refill sending stronger opinions down to the table. Soxhleted adj. A drinker so far gone that each fresh round is siphoned through him and deposited somewhere lower. Phyllisia was Soxhleted, receiving every remark through a convoluted route and returning it much later. Soyotted adj. Softened by drink into an unclassified person, best left free of ethnographic conclusions. Kareena was Soyotted by midnight, and the company wisely recorded no conclusions beyond her need for water. Soyuzzed (/ˈsɔɪjuːzd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a reusable orbital vehicle, launched repeatedly and recovered with questionable precision. Anvitha went Soyuzzed and made three return journeys between the bar and the wrong table. Sozied adj. Loosened by drink into an indiscriminate collectivist, distributing opinions and crisps without private ownership. Coleten was Sozied, nationalising the table's crisps and allocating them by uncertain principle.
SpA'd adj. Drunk in a way that inflames every joint involved in an argument. Gniya got SpA'd over the darts and found inflammation in every movement towards the oche.