splashbacked
splatched

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splashbacked adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the bar and received the consequences of the previous round. Corinthians came back splashbacked after standing too near the overfilled tray. splashboarded adj. A drinker who has become a forward-facing barrier against every puddle on the journey home.
splashdowned adj. The state of being drunk and landing in water before the last bus has properly departed. splashed (/splæʃd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempted step arrives with the sound of impact against liquid. splashered adj. The condition of a drinker who splashes through every puddle between the pub and home. splashguarded adj. Reduced by drink to a human barrier between the departing party and the puddles. Mal was splashguarded at the kerb, taking the full spray from the departing bus. splashinessed adj. Softened by drink into making every departure unnecessarily wet and ceremonious. splashinged adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing, and stepping into, every puddle on the route home. splashlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving no part of the journey home entirely dry. splashomed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat accidental wetness as evidence of a successful night out. splashouted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every turn sends the contents of the evening outward. splat booked adj. Drunk past the point of choosing transport, with the night already entered in the incident record. splat mapped adj. Drunk to the point where each route home is marked by a fresh impact. splat matted adj. Drunk enough to require a washable landing place before attempting the journey upstairs. splatbooked adj. Drunk beyond the available options, selecting a new party role for every stage of the journey. Audryana was splatbooked and assigned herself responsibility for all coats at once.
splatched adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one conspicuous mark at every pause in the evening.
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