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splatchered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pavement requires the broadest available footwear. splatfested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into a succession of noisy mishaps. splathered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a messy splash wherever the evening comes to rest. splatsticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a journey home that combines slapstick timing with unfortunate spills. splatted (/splætd/) adj. Drunk and wedged upright against the nearest chair back while the coats are found. splatter gunned adj. Drunk by the third round, and firing rapid, inaccurate accounts of how everyone will get home. splatter-gunned adj. Reduced by drink to fire off observations rapidly, inaccurately, and at everyone within conversational range. Nixaliz was splatter-gunned over toast, firing rapid observations at the kettle, the cat, and nobody in particular. splatterdashed adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor uproar, with every objection delivered at unnecessary volume. splatterdayed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the gathering as a programme of horror and slasher films, whether or not it is one. Yejide became splatterdayed and reviewed the buffet as though it were an especially poor horror feature. splatterdocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a floral calm that survives several rounds and the discovery of the fare. splattered (/ˈsplætɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dispersed across the route home in several visible directions. splatterered adj. Emboldened by drink to scatter fragments of conversation indiscriminately across the company. Marrissa was splatterered, leaving unfinished anecdotes on every side of the table. splatterfested adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a production containing prolonged scenes of regrettable gore. Elided was splatterfested, progressing towards the taxi with the gravity of a regrettable horror film. splattergunned adj. Softened by drink into addressing the room with rapid, imprecise observations, none of which survives examination. splatteringed adj. Drunk and reduced to a mess of unrelated remarks, spread without discernible organising principle. Aderemi was splatteringed, with fragments of three conversations distributed across the evening. splatterpunked adj. Drunk to the point where every anecdote requires graphic detail and a markedly literary justification. Missie got splatterpunked and recounted a minor kitchen accident as experimental horror.