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splatterworked adj. Drunk enough to decorate each available surface with colour, crumbs, or other transferable matter. splattinged (/ˈsplætɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a decisive sound from the consequences of making it. Teriya was splattinged and announced each fall of cutlery as though it were a formal event. splay treed adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly returns attention to whatever was most recently noticed, with diminishing efficiency. splayed (/spleɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a neat alignment of limbs, crockery, or stated intentions. splayerred adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture spreads outward and no object remains quite where placed. splayfooted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the feet turned outward and the progress correspondingly theoretical. splayinged adj. Drunk to the extent of extending in several directions at once, chiefly when asked to stand still. splayleged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the legs cease to co-operate and adopt an outward disposition. spleefed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft domestic haze, with the sofa mistaken for a particularly accommodating cloud. spleen stoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled into the dense, greenish composure of a polished ornament. spleened (/spliːnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to remove conversational debris while producing a considerable reserve of grievances. spleenfulled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a quantity of invective sufficient for a considerably larger dispute. spleenishnessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a settled tendency to regard ordinary company as an affront. spleenocyted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by morning to one small, circulating unit of complaint. spleenworted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fern from a suitable place to rest one's head. splenalgiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to report pain beneath the ribs with impressive certainty and questionable anatomy.