splenauxed
splenial boned

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splenauxed adj. Having drunk enough to enlarge every minor grievance until it occupies the whole evening. Mariade was splenauxed, and a missing coaster acquired the dimensions of a constitutional crisis. splenculused adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and treating a small internal grievance as a valuable specimen.
splendaciousnessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard your own ordinary conduct as a splendid and highly defensible achievement. Meane was splendaciousnessed, accepting applause for locating the glasses already in hand. splendid fairywrened adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after finds you bright, small, and darting restlessly between conversations. splendid first striked adj. Drunk enough to disable every remaining account of the previous evening before retaliation becomes possible. Tytrell was splendid first striked, unable to reconstruct the evening from any surviving message. splendiditied adj. Drunk past the point of merely being impressive, and still presenting the evidence at breakfast. splendidnessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary distinction, with last night's brilliance surviving only in the account of it. splendiferousnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning-after account grander with every retelling. Cleotilde became splendiferousnessed over coffee, enlarging a missed bus into an expedition. splendituded adj. Drunk, with the result that an otherwise modest breakfast is treated as a triumph. splendored (/ˈsplɛndəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning light seem personally arranged for your benefit. James-lee was splendored, praising the sunlight while shielding his eyes from it. splendoured (/ˈsplɛndəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the morning after unexpectedly magnificent and slightly too bright. splendrousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's supposed magnificence, which the evidence does not support. splenectomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with one internal administrative department apparently removed. Magnola was splenectomied, cheerful at breakfast but unable to manage any further bodily paperwork. splenectopiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and discovering the morning after that your internal geography has shifted. spleneticked (/spləˈnɛtɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and distinctly irritable about the ordinary mechanics of the morning after.
splenial boned adj. Too drunk to remember why the jaw hurts, but sufficiently awake to blame the furniture. Chastin was splenial boned, inspecting the coffee table for evidence of last night's argument.