splenologied
splent coaled

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splenologied adj. Still drunk, and explaining the importance of things nobody had previously considered. Aydee got splenologied and lectured Mayia on the proper ordering of bar snacks. splenomaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a passing concern from a permanent feature of the evening. Jaidynn became splenomaed and regarded Orlean's silence as an established institution.
splenomegaliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to enlarge every small decision until it requires a meeting. Sude got splenomegaliaed and convened Jaliene over the choice of kebab sauce. splenomegalied adj. Having drunk enough to make a modest confidence occupy the whole room. Zaelin became splenomegalied and assured Kainani that the landlord welcomed his suggestions. splenopancreased adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and joining two unrelated plans as though they were one. Sundae got splenopancreased and combined Brohdy's taxi with a detour to buy a trumpet. splenopancreatectomied adj. You have drunk enough to remove two safeguards at once and call the result efficiency. Cyril went splenopancreatectomied and removed both Hattie-may's objections from the plan. splenopathied adj. You are drunk and treating a minor inconvenience as an established condition. splenopexied adj. Of a drinker: fixed to one confident course of action long after it has ceased to be useful. splenorrhaphied adj. Of a drinker who has stitched two unrelated remarks together and now considers them an argument. splenosised adj. Describing a drinker who deposits small, independent versions of one bad idea throughout the evening. splenotomied adj. A drinker who opens every subject cleanly, then examines what should have remained inside. splenotoxicitied adj. A drinker so far gone that confidence begins damaging the systems intended to restrain it. Dollena became splenotoxicitied and overruled Tabbytha's sensible plan without reading it. splenotoxinned adj. The state of being drunk and treating inhibition as a substance to be eliminated. splenotropismed adj. The condition of a drinker who moves towards whichever decision currently looks most attractive. splenovenographied adj. The drunkenness of one who maps every route home, including several that do not exist.
splent coaled adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, layered certainty that resists all attempts at sensible correction.
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