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splented adj. Drunk enough to develop a small, unnecessary outgrowth of confidence and leave it beside the water glass. spleuchanned adj. Loosened by drink into a pouch for misplaced keys, loose change and increasingly portable plans. spleughanned adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a dubious plan as though it were already funded. splibbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a stranger for an old friend and insist on introducing them to the kettle. Charilyn got splibbed and gave the neighbour a detailed tour of the kitchen cupboards. splice edited adj. Having drunk more than enough to remember the evening only as abrupt cuts between kitchen, sofa and landing. splice formed adj. You have drunk enough to become an unexpected household version of yourself, assembled from several possible evenings. splice graftinged adj. Of a drinker who has joined two unlike domestic arrangements so neatly that separating them would disturb the evening. Polett got splice graftinged and made the sofa, footstool and laundry basket into one bed. splice taped adj. Describing a drinker who holds the evening together with improvised fixes, folded towels and guarded optimism. splice varianted adj. A drinker who has produced several domestic versions of the same event, none quite matching the evidence. Maydelyn was splice varianted, giving the kitchen three different accounts of the missing plate. spliced (/splaɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to join unrelated conversations, households and leftovers into one continuous evening. spliceformed adj. You are drunk and expressing several incompatible domestic personalities in successive trips to the kitchen. Jovell was spliceformed, alternately washing dishes and requesting that nobody touch them. spliceoformed adj. Of a drinker: assembled from alternative versions, each equally convinced the water belongs beside the sofa. spliceopathied adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary household sequences develop noticeable structural abnormalities. spliceosomed (/ˈsplaɪsioʊˌsoʊmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and removing the unnecessary portions of every domestic conversation. Jeason was spliceosomed, leaving each story shorter and the kitchen increasingly unexplained. spliceostatinned adj. Reduced by drink to an inhibited domestic operator, unable to initiate anything beyond opening the fridge. splicered adj. Softened by drink into a person who joins every loose household object to the nearest available surface.