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splicesomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has edited the evening internally, leaving only snacks, cushions and urgent water. splicinged adj. Sharpened by drink into joining things that were separate, particularly snacks, sauces and unrelated remarks. Azayleah got splicinged and combined crisps with jam while explaining the arrangement to the kettle. splicosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who removes interruptions from domestic life, including most of the evening itself. spliffed (/splɪfd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the household furniture as an audience and the fridge as an adviser. Jeyda was spliffed and delivered a short address to the sofa about sensible refrigeration. splined (/splaɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long narrow object being carefully carried through a crowded kitchen. splining machined adj. Drunk and cutting precise grooves through the evening, usually between the fridge, sofa and bathroom. splinkered adj. Sufficiently drunk to join one short instruction to the beginning of every explanation. Starleana was splinkered, attaching a preliminary instruction to each account of the evening. splinkeretted adj. Drunk to the point where a small domestic nuisance acquires the importance of a household project. splint boned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flexibility, with the limbs arranged like spare supports along the sofa. Shenkia was splint boned, stretched along the sofa and accepting water by careful handover. splint coaled adj. Softened by drink into a brittle certainty, easily fractured by one practical question. Nashaly got splint coaled and proposed to Nihad that they walk home carrying the table. splintaged adj. Drunk in a way that makes cushions, blankets and the sofa seem medically necessary. splinted (/splɪntd/) adj. Drunk past the point of bending naturally, and therefore arranged rigidly along the sofa with a drink within reach. splinter barred adj. A drinker who has become the crossbar holding the evening together, despite sagging at both ends. splinter boned (/ˈsplɪntə(ɹ)ˌbəʊnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that one lower leg has become the only reliable structural member. splinter grouped adj. The state of being drunk and quietly forming a breakaway faction around the crisps. Mireyna became splinter grouped, gathering three regulars around a separate policy on pickled eggs. splinter partied adj. The condition of a drinker who has left the main conversation to establish a smaller, less coherent one. Esthefany grew splinter partied and held a private conference beside the fruit machine.