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splinter skilled adj. The drunkenness of one who can perform one exact pub manoeuvre flawlessly, but cannot generalise it. splintercated adj. Reduced by drink to a creature that charges the nearest tree, removes its branches, and regrets nothing. splintered (/ˈsplɪn.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a long, sharp fragment of conversation, usually near the bar. splinterinessed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose edges remain plentiful but no longer cause alarm. splinteringed adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of small, pointed remarks aimed indiscriminately across the pub. splinterizationed adj. Loosened by drink into separate factions, each convinced it alone understands the evening. splinterneted adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain several disconnected conversations, each with its own version of events. Bryken went splinterneted, sending one story to the bar and another to the smoking shelter. splintworked adj. Slowed by drink to weaving every movement into a careful, wooden arrangement before reaching the lavatory. splished (/splɪʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each footfall makes the quiet sound of a puddle being disturbed. Mahagony came back splished from the bar, leaving the carpet with an impression of shallow water. splishinged adj. Drunk and making the small, wet sounds of a puddle being crossed in unsuitable shoes. split 7'd adj. Drunk enough to alternate between two bands of conversation, one on either side of the same record. Kevinchristophe was split 7'd, giving each half of the booth a different account of the evening. split S'd adj. Drunk past the point of level flight, reversing direction at lower conversational altitude. Tacorra went split S'd near the dartboard and resumed the argument facing the wrong way. split antigened adj. Drunk beyond broad recognition, displaying increasingly specific reactions to particular drinks and people. split attraction modelled adj. Drunk in a way that distinguishes romantic interest from the desire to buy someone chips. Kemiah was split attraction modelled, affectionate towards one person and sending another for chips. split barred adj. Drunk, with the result that every window, screen, and conversational view requires its own dividing line. split bathroomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the lavatory requires a separate locked chamber before any decision can be made.