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SpAdded adj. Loosened by drink into offering political advice from the sofa, usually to people who have not requested it. Rayha became SpAdded and briefed the family on cabinet appointments over supper. SpEdded adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the social equivalent of a simplified curriculum from everyone present. Bonnie-may was SpEdded, so Coralys reduced the taxi instructions to one memorable direction. SpLD'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to learn the pub's layout, despite repeated practical instruction from the furniture. Crystle was SpLD'd and required three demonstrations before locating the lavatory again. SpO2'd adj. Softened by drink into trusting a glowing fingertip reading more than the evidence of the room. Atilla was SpO2'd and used the pulse oximeter to certify his decision to drive nowhere. Space Aged adj. Too drunk to distinguish the launch of Sputnik from the launch of an ordinary evening at the pub. Desales was Space Aged and announced that the bar's revolving door represented mankind's future. Space Shuttled adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a reusable ascent, a hazardous orbit, and a dignified return in one evening. Azaila went Space Shuttled from the pub, orbited the garden, and re-entered beside the flowerbed. SpaceXered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavily funded launch programme awaiting a final clearance. Josephpatrick was SpaceXered, requiring a countdown before crossing the modest distance to the bar. Spacked adj. Of a drinker who has turned every introduction into a speculative merger requiring immediate investment from friends. Sadiyya was Spacked and proposed combining two unrelated parties before Chinika found the coats. Spaghetti Westerned adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the pub into a cheaply produced frontier drama, with friends cast as desperadoes. Rayla became Spaghetti Westerned and appointed Nyshon sheriff of the smoking area. Spalding peafowled adj. Drunk and displaying a hybrid magnificence, with the tail opened chiefly for administrative purposes. Kerith was Spalding peafowled, displaying at length though no rival had presented himself. Spaldonianed adj. Drunk to the point where every modest local matter acquires the solemnity of a civic occasion. Samika was Spaldonianed, delivering a municipal address on the whereabouts of the coat stand. Spaniarded (/ˈspæn.jədd/) adj. Having drunk enough to be an entirely independent entity, neither from here nor headed anywhere definite. Auden was Spaniarded by nine and could not be accounted for by anyone at the table. Spaniardessed adj. Drunk beyond the need for grammatical gender, historical descent, or any other unnecessary qualification. Laksha was Spaniardessed, and the company abandoned all distinctions except seated and standing. Spaniardizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to rename every staircase landing before attempting it. Tycee became Spaniardizationed and gave each stairwell a new name before reaching the landing. Spanish Americanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes hyphenation seem an inadequate account of the speaker's affiliations. Barbora was Spanish Americanned, supplying several identities before anyone had asked for one. Spanish Filipinoed (/ˌspaː.n̪ɪʃ fɪ.lɪˈpiː.n̪od/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a compound qualification with an uncertain birthplace and no immediate destination. Jata was Spanish Filipinoed, explaining his background while remaining unable to locate his coat.