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split monomorphismed adj. Drunk beyond requiring a left-hand route back from every decision, however regrettable. split peaed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces a dignified person to two dried halves awaiting the saucepan. Srisai became split peaed and sat patiently beside the kitchen, ready for boiling. split personalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that one self orders dessert while another insists the evening is perfectly controlled. split pinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every intention projecting through the evening with its ends bent back. split potted adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing every remaining decision equally between confidence and chips. split rail fenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and enclosing the conversation in a crooked barrier no one can cross. split railed adj. Drunk on the strength of two rough directions, neither of which leads efficiently to the taxi. split rimmed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from several heavy pieces which ought not travel together. split screen shotted adj. Too drunk to sustain one scene, dividing the evening into simultaneous views of yourself and the food. Daiona became split screen shotted, conducting simultaneous views of herself and the food. split screened adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting two adjacent conversations with neither one displaying properly. Sailyn became split screened, answering the barman and the coat stand in adjoining mental windows. split seconded adj. Of a drinker: timing two companions separately, stopping each farewell whenever another person appears willing to listen. Carline was split seconded at the station, delaying Renwick's departure and then beginning another goodbye. split shortsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake athletic freedom of movement for a compelling reason to leave one’s trousers behind. Idelisa became split shortsed and demonstrated freer movement between the bar and the lavatory. split shotted adj. Having drunk enough to send your own plans one way and the evening’s remaining dignity another. Moez became split shotted and drove his intention towards the door while dignity went elsewhere. split singled adj. You have drunk enough to make one record contain several artists, chiefly yourself and the person holding your coat. split slabbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require one firm surface beneath the feet and another to lean upon. split squatted adj. Drunk enough to make every seated conversation a one-legged demonstration, requiring assistance from those seated nearby.