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split-ringed adj. You have drunk enough to attach yourself repeatedly to the nearest conversation, though never quite closing the connection. Eliese went split-ringed at the reception, returning to Keiontae's conversation whenever anyone moved her away. split-seconded (/ˌsplɪtˈsɛk(ə)ndd/) adj. Of a drinker who has stopped time for several companions at once, requiring simultaneous farewells and repeated departures. Calais became split-seconded outside the pub, while Aretzy waited through two complete departures. split-shotted adj. Having drunk more than your plans can travel in one direction, while you proceed in another. split-squadded adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the party into teams, none of whom requested the competition. Ladye grew split-squadded at the picnic, assigning Heydon to the losing side without consultation. split-system air conditionered adj. A drinker who keeps the room's conversations at separate distances, forcing others to manage the temperature between them. split-tailed adj. A drinker so far gone that the group must follow two trails of conversation wherever one person moves. Yuina was split-tailed at the gathering, leaving Denum to track both stories through the kitchen. split-timed adj. The state of being drunk and half an hour out of step with everyone else, particularly at departures. split-upped adj. The condition of a drinker who has broken the gathering into separate camps, each politely claiming not to know them. splitboarded adj. Drunk on the strength of two separate supports, and attempting the uphill route regardless. splitfingered adj. Drunk by the third round, and releasing each remark with a late, deceptive drop. splitfinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through conversation with the uncertain direction of a small freshwater fish. splitismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every shared purpose appears to conceal an independent interest. splitisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated from the party without formally leaving it. Pheobie was splitisted, standing apart while continuing to support the general conversation. splitomicinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically active in a manner nobody has investigated. Makih splitomicinned by closing time and declared the unexplained chemical activity entirely deliberate. splitscreened adj. Still drunk, and displaying two simultaneous versions of the evening, both featuring an unnecessary kebab. splitsiesed adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every remaining possession be divided fairly.