splitstreed
splividended

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splitstreed adj. Too drunk to decide whether anyone is related, though the branches continue to multiply. Ariebella was splitstreed and arranged the guests into several incompatible family trees. splitsvilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening as a settled separation.
splitted (/splɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every thought has opened along a long, visible crack. Devaki was splitted by midnight, with one opinion running down each side of the table. splitteed adj. Having drunk enough to leave one institution and speak of it at length. splitter bussed adj. You have drunk enough to require a central partition between yourself and your luggage. splittercored adj. You are drunk and proceeding at an unnecessarily high tempo with aggressive internal arrangements. Srihith was splittercored, answering every question before it had been fully asked. splittered (/ˈsplɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than one division can reasonably contain. Narciso was splittered and separated the bill into categories no one had requested. splitterismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to divide one simple matter into several smaller disputes. splittied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a conspicuous division and is treating it as structural. splitting fielded adj. A drinker who requires several extensions before any statement becomes linear. Anjel was splitting fielded, expanding every simple answer into a larger conversational setting. splittinged adj. Describing a drinker who is separating from the evening in small, observable stages. splittismed (/ˈsplɪtɪz(ə)md/) adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing an independent policy about the next round. Yaneliz was splittismed and declined the table's agreed route home. splittisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn from the central policy and is now addressing the wall. splitwheelled adj. Reduced by drink to performing a half-turn while remaining inconveniently upright. splitworked adj. Softened by drink into a supporting framework with more joints than necessary.
splividended (/ˈsplɪvɪdɛndd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into distributing further shares instead of settling the matter in cash. Stefani was splividended and paid everyone in theoretical portions of the evening.