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splocketed (/ˈsplɒkɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to engage the evening's machinery with a small, regular tooth. splodged (/ˈsplɒdʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to an irregular smear across the remaining arrangements. Meldoy was splodged across the sofa, leaving the planned departure indistinct. splodginessed adj. Having drunk enough to leave your balance soft-edged, with each step spreading slightly beyond the last. Cenith came down the landing splodginessed, occupying rather more stair than expected. sploed adj. Loosened by drink into home-produced liquor of uncertain provenance. splogged adj. Having drunk more than your sources can support, and repeating the same story with fresh links. Mickyle arrived splogged, recycling the landlord's anecdote with increasingly doubtful references. sploited adj. You have drunk enough to find a weakness in the staircase and attempt to exploit it. Praise went sploited at the first landing and treated the banister as unsecured software. sploofed adj. You are drunk and attempting to filter your speech through whatever remains of your dignity. splooged (/spluːd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker: leaving a glossy trail of indiscretion wherever the evening has applied pressure. splooped adj. Of a drinker who has lost the clean division between standing and landing. splooshed (/spluːʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves with the heavy, poorly contained momentum of liquid in a bucket. splooted (/spluːtd/) adj. A drinker who has reached the floor with both legs extended and no immediate plan for retrieval. sploped (/splɒpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempted step concludes with its own small arrival. sploshed (/splɒʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making a substantial splash of every change in direction. sploshinged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns ordinary walking into a sequence of heavy, audible surges. splosioned adj. You are drunk and liable to turn a quiet exchange into a small, unforeseen event. splotched (/splɒtʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a series of uneven movements, with no two steps alike.