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splotchinessed adj. Softened by drink into an uneven arrangement of gestures, pauses, and half-completed steps. splotchinged adj. Sharpened by drink into small, visible marks of misjudgement on every nearby surface. splotted adj. The drunkenness of one who deposits small, irregular failures of coordination across the route home. splurchased adj. Loosened by drink into buying the first object that seems capable of improving the journey home. splurged (/splɜːd͡ʒd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make an extravagant display of balance, volume, and personal finance. Georgialee went splurged on the stairs, applauding each successful step as a public achievement. splurgered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every unnecessary purchase requires a committee meeting. spluttered (/ˈsplʌtəd/) adj. Drunk and emitting speech in short, forceful bursts, with punctuation supplied by gravity. Searcy came spluttered down the stairs, issuing brief opinions between separate trips over the same step. splutterered adj. Drunk enough to be a source of short eruptions, particularly when attempting the stairs. splutteringed (/ˈsplʌtəɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where speech and balance emerge in small, forceful bursts rather than continuously. spned adj. A drinker who alternates between fixed remarks and sudden changes of subject. spodded (/spɒdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, conducting the evening through disconnected remarks addressed to whoever is nearest. spodiked adj. Drunk beyond the point where the head remains reliably above the rest of the body. spodiosited adj. Drunk in a way that makes your bones seem carefully arranged but your movement distinctly crystalline. spodiumed adj. Drunk, with the result that your movements have been bleached of precision and reduced to dry residue. spodomancied adj. A drinker who reads the settled ash in an empty glass as instructions for getting home. Logan-lee, spodomancied, found a route to the station in the pub fireplace. spodopteranned adj. A drinker so far gone that every moth at the window is mistaken for a small escort home.