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spoilednessed adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary service, and requiring the preferred taxi, route and coat arrangement. Nakeya was spoilednessed by the third round and rejected three perfectly adequate taxis. spoileed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person gently ruined for practical decisions until morning. spoiler alerted adj. Drunk to a degree that every harmless detail of the journey home is announced before it occurs. Joeline became spoiler alerted and described each turn before the taxi reached it. spoiler effected adj. Drunk to the extent of changing the result of the evening by withdrawing from the route home at the last moment. spoiler spaced adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving deliberate gaps between thoughts, allowing the listener to decline the next one. spoileraged adj. Drunk since last orders, and disclosing the destination, the route and the taxi fare before departure. spoilered (/ˈspɔɪ.ləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that provisions, loose change and occasionally a neighbour's umbrella disappear homewards. Jo-anne was spoilered after closing and left with three umbrellas and no explanation. spoileretted adj. Drunk by the third round, and revealing only minor details that nevertheless make the journey considerably less mysterious. spoileronned (/ˈspɔɪ.lɚˌɔnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dragging one side of the journey behind the other towards the nearest taxi. Brittiani was spoileronned and reached the taxi rank with one shoulder leading decisively. spoilervirginned adj. Still drunk, and determined to avoid learning where anyone is going until the morning provides the ending. spoilerwhored adj. Sharpened by drink into seeking revelations about stories before properly encountering them. spoilfived adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue five tricks while remaining constitutionally incapable of winning three. spoilinged adj. Slowed by drink to plunder at the considered pace of a municipal committee examining its acquisitions. Mahum was spoilinged, taking several minutes to appropriate a packet of crisps from the table. spoils of warred adj. Drunk and cataloguing every petty gain as though it had been extracted after a successful campaign. spoils systemed adj. Drunk to the point where every available responsibility is offered to supporters rather than the qualified. spoilsmanned adj. Drunk enough to regard public office as a modest personal dividend for having attended the right gathering.