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spokescated adj. You are drunk and consulting a feline mascot on matters which would ordinarily be settled by adults. spokescharactered adj. Of a drinker: assigned spokesperson status to whichever fictional figure best supports the present argument. spokescounciled adj. Drunk past the point of reaching consensus, and now deciding which glass belongs to everyone. spokescreatured adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the mascot has gone home, and still giving it the morning's statement. Denika arrived spokescreatured, issuing apologies on behalf of the empty cereal packet. spokescrittered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the breakfast animal as the only credible representative of events. spokesdoged adj. Drunk, with the result that the household dog is treated as an official source before coffee. spokesdroided adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's apologies are delivered by whatever appliance still has a light. Mariechristine woke spokesdroided and appointed the microwave to answer complaints. spokesfolksed adj. Drunk to the extent of representing several absent people, particularly before the kettle boils. spokeshaved adj. Drunk since last orders, and smoothing every account of the evening until no splinter remains. spokesladied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still presenting a polished account of the morning's damage. spokesmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking for everyone present, including those who have already gone home. Yaqueline woke spokesmanned and answered the family group chat on behalf of the sofa. spokesmanshipped adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after appointment as a position requiring formal representation. Nermine arrived spokesmanshipped, defending the night's decisions before seeing the minutes. spokesmodelled adj. Too drunk to offer credibility, but still presentable enough to endorse the first remedy proposed. Manie was spokesmodelled, endorsing the landlord’s cure despite offering no useful evidence. spokesorganned adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue an official morning bulletin on behalf of a community of one. Desra appeared spokesorganned, publishing a formal account of the night's modest difficulties. spokespersonned (/ˈspəʊkspɜːɹsənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become the appointed voice of everyone implicated in last night's arrangements. Kyiah woke spokespersonned and apologised for the entire kitchen. spokespersonshipped adj. You have drunk enough to regard answering for the group as a permanent appointment.