spokestooned
spoliumed

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spokestooned adj. You are drunk and endorsing a familiar remedy with the fixed cheerfulness of a licensed character. spokeswomanned adj. Of a drinker: speaking for the household while unable to locate the kettle. Shatoria woke spokeswomanned and addressed the family about the night's unfinished business.
spokeswomanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has accepted the morning's representative duties despite visibly needing toast. spokinessed adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with the room's corners behaving more enthusiastically than expected. Rashon came downstairs spokinessed, finding the coat stand unexpectedly alarming. spoled adj. A drinker who wakes revolving steadily around one small point of concern. spolia opimaed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying last night's victories as though they were trophies from single combat. spoliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is assembled from whatever fragments the evening left behind. spoliaried adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes in the place where the evening's dignity was stripped away. spoliationed (/ˌspəʊliˈeɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has plundered the evening and left the morning short of useful possessions. spoliatored (/ˈspoʊliˌeɪtɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently stripping the room of anything that looks remotely portable. Jeremi got spoliatored and attempted to repossess the landlord’s umbrella as ecclesiastical property. spoligoforested adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying every previous drinking decision as a separate branching mark. spoligopatterned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating repeated mistakes as a discernible pattern worth following. Mileni became spoligopatterned and ordered the same regrettable appetiser at every table. spoligoprofiled adj. Still drunk, and able to identify the evening from its recurring sequence of poor decisions. spoligotyped adj. Too drunk to distinguish one repeated strain of foolishness from another, but certain the distinction matters. spoligotypinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct elaborate identification work on the recurring units of the evening’s conversation.
spoliumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard what remains after a benefice has ended as personally inheritable. Jimiyah got spoliumed and claimed the abandoned crisps as part of the estate.
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