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spondulicsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where counting money becomes a lengthy public performance. spondulixed adj. Drunk and approaching money as an abstract promise rather than an object requiring possession. spondylalgiaed adj. Having drunk more than the spine can reasonably support, and treating the sofa as a treatment table. spondylarthritised adj. A drinker so far gone that joints, vertebrae, and household furniture have joined in mutual stiffness. Kaylena was spondylarthritised, fixed between the sofa arm and an abandoned cushion. spondylarthropathied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the spine a joint disorder and the sofa a permanent fixture. spondylarthrosised adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement between sofa and kitchen a separate negotiation. spondylectomied adj. Of a drinker: stripped of all useful backbone, and therefore left where the evening put you. spondyled adj. You are drunk and arranged vertebra by vertebra along the sofa, unwilling to turn. spondylided adj. Of a drinker who has become hard-shelled, prickly, and unexpectedly difficult to move. Tobius sat spondylided on the sofa, bristling when anyone mentioned the washing-up. spondyliticked adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every attempt to stand into a painful household event. Tyrielle was spondyliticked and needed the coffee table moved before reaching the water. spondylitised adj. A drinker who has inflamed the entire spine of the evening, from first glass to final sofa. Demitri became spondylitised before the plates had reached the kitchen. spondylizemaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the lower back supports either posture or further plans. spondyloarthritised adj. The state of being drunk and inflamed against any further movement, especially towards the kitchen. spondyloarthropathied adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted every vertebral joint into an argument with gravity. spondylodesised adj. Reduced by drink to a single fused unit, incapable of leaving the sofa without assistance. Serriah was spondylodesised beneath a blanket, with the remote resting on her chest. spondylodiscitised adj. Softened by drink into a painful combination of sofa-bound softness and surrounding-disc discomfort.