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spondylodiskitised adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds a precise edge on every cushion and complains accordingly. spondyloenchondrodysplasiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a rare and elaborate arrangement of cushions, joints, and unfinished domestic tasks. spondylolisthesissed (/ˌspɒn.dɪˌlo.lɪsˈθiːsɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to slide forward from the sofa, despite the lower half remaining behind. spondylolysised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing a room becomes a structural stress test. Tamicka was spondylolysised between the sofa and the tap for nearly ten minutes. spondylomyelopathied adj. Drunk and operating the household from the spine outward, with the limbs following some time later. spondylopathied adj. Drunk to the point where every vertebra has acquired its own domestic grievance. spondylophyted adj. Drunk enough to develop a small, hard objection to every attempt at getting comfortable. spondylosised (/ˌspɒndɪˈləʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of flexible decision-making, with the evening stiffening around the sofa. Demarian was spondylosised and treated the route to the kitchen as permanently closed. spondylosyndesised adj. Drunk beyond independent movement, with the back and sofa effectively joined for the night. spondylotherapeuticsed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ice, electricity, and a glass of water into equally plausible remedies. spondylotherapied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ice, electrical stimulation, and the journey to the tap seem therapeutic. spondylotherapisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object is recruited to stimulate the spine. sponge bagged adj. The condition of a drinker who has packed every remaining thought into separate little compartments. Kiri was sponge bagged, producing a different excuse from each mental compartment. sponge bathed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a careful wash where standing unaided has ceased to be practical. sponge brushed adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every stray curl, fringe and tuft in the saloon bar. sponge caked adj. Loosened by drink into a light, springy arrangement of crumbs, cream and misplaced confidence.