S - Page 1954
sponge citied adj. Slowed by drink to absorb every spill, leak and minor flood rather than troubling the drains. Mahlena became sponge citied and placed beer mats beneath every doubtful-looking glass. sponge clothed adj. Drunk and dressed in a coarse, honeycombed texture, as though the pub had been woven round you. Britanna went sponge clothed and acquired the texture of the upholstered settle. sponge crabbed adj. Drunk to the point where you carry whatever is nearest as cover, preferably something damp and fibrous. sponge downed adj. Drunk enough to give the counter, your sleeves and one innocent bystander a quick clean. Nylah went sponge downed and polished the bar with the tail of her blouse. sponge gourded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a loofah from an acceptable object for carrying home. sponge puddinged adj. Drunk beyond firmness, with the gentle wobble and warmth of something steamed for too long. sponge rolled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you tightly coiled, sweetly presented and liable to unroll downhill. sponge taxed adj. Drunk, with the result that every round appears to belong to someone else’s estate. sponge toffeed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you brittle, honeycombed and difficult to remove from the carpet. Doel went sponge toffeed and cracked a joke whenever anyone tried to lift him. sponge-bag pantsed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating loose, pocketed clothing as a complete filing system. sponge-bagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a travel kit of the evening and packed away all sensible intentions. spongebag pantsed adj. Drunk on the strength of capacious trousers, with every pocket commissioned for bar-related storage. spongebag trousersed adj. Drunk since last orders, and furnished with enough trouser pockets to mislay the entire evening. Ludwika was spongebag trousersed, while friends recovered receipts, corks and one missing taxi number. spongebaged adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of zipped compartments, each containing a different version of events. spongecaked adj. Emboldened by drink to rise in layers, accept jam as structure and address the room as dessert. spongecased adj. Drunk by the third round, and capitalising RANDOMLY to convey contempt for ordinary conversation. Stephaniemarie got spongecased and texted the landlord in capitals placed without principle.