sponsorhooded
spoodled

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sponsorhooded adj. A drinker who has entered a condition of quiet responsibility for the room. Xsavior became sponsorhooded and checked whether everyone had transport. sponsorshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor arrangement now requires a patron. Karde was sponsorshipped, seeking a patron for the coat arrangement.
spontaneismed adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the evening to organise its own revolution. Aunyae became spontaneismed and waited for the party to overthrow its schedule. spontaneisted adj. The condition of a drinker who expects disorder to produce a satisfactory outcome. Marylie grew spontaneisted and declined to make any further arrangements. spontaneitied (/ˈspɒn.tə.neɪ.ə.tid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who makes immediate decisions without consulting the previous one. Domanick became spontaneitied and bought tickets for a destination he had not selected. spontaneous abortioned (/spɔnˈteɪ.ni.jəs əˈboɹ.ʃɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to abandoning an undertaking before it has properly begun. Havick was spontaneous abortioned and left the queue without explanation. spontaneous combustioned adj. Softened by drink into igniting without assistance, usually during a quiet conversation. spontaneous fissioned adj. Loosened by drink into separating from the group without an external stimulus. spontaneous generationed adj. Emboldened by drink to produce companions, explanations and plans from no visible source. spontaneous generationisted adj. Slowed by drink to the belief that company may arise from the furniture. Calib grew spontaneous generationisted and addressed the empty chair beside him. spontaneous human combustioned adj. Drunk to the point where personal warmth appears to have become self-sustaining. Versace was spontaneous human combustioned and sat apart from the radiator. spontaneous pneumothoraxed adj. You are drunk and breathing as though one side of the chest has quietly resigned. spontaneousnessed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned planning, balance, and the usual route down the stairs. spontooned adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised object appears to require a formal charge. spoodged (/spuːd͡ʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to semi-liquid coordination, particularly on stairs.
spoodled adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads every movement broadly, with the control of a sauce-covered utensil.