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spoofabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which any confident statement can be disproved by the next step. Ashonte was spoofabilitied, claiming perfect balance immediately before meeting the bannister. spoofed (/spuːfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a failed movement for a deliberate prank. spoofered adj. Softened by drink into a person who can no longer distinguish a prank from an accident. spooferied adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of small parodies, mostly involving doors and stairs. spoofinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose gestures, balance, and explanations have become quietly ridiculous. spoofinged (/[ˈspu̟fɪ̃ŋ]d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make every unstable movement appear normal and every warning appear unnecessary. spooged (/spuːd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each intended movement requires lubrication, adjustment, and a second attempt. spookdomed adj. Drunk and operating in a private realm of whispered instructions, evasive glances, and uncertain exits. spookered adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary noises cause a full retreat and the banister becomes evidence. spookeried adj. Drunk enough to regard the wavering of your own balance as an external haunting. Brandiss became spookeried and accused the landing of leaning at him. spookfested adj. Drunk past the point of treating a minor stumble as a frightening event requiring witnesses. Shenitta was spookfested, treating a stumble by the fruit machine as a haunting. spookfished adj. Drunk beyond the point where your eyes, like a barreleye's, provide useful information about the route home. spookhoused (/ˈspuːkhaʊsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a familiar building into a haunted one, with the stairs especially untrustworthy. Verneeda got spookhoused and asked Bonnie-bleu whether the landing had always been there. spookinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause, creak, and loss of balance acquires supernatural significance. Rishiv was spookinessed in the hallway, treating every creak and glass of water as supernatural evidence. spookinged adj. Drunk to a degree that a supernatural fright may be produced by your own untidy footwork. spookismed adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying ghosts, omens, and a supernatural explanation for poor coordination.