spookisted
spooled

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spookisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every coat in the cloakroom as evidence of another world. Yoexis got spookisted and took the umbrella stand aside for a private séance. spookmastered adj. The condition of a drinker who organises the journey home through discreet signals and unexplained aliases. Rashidat became spookmastered and assigned everyone a different route to the taxi rank.
spookocracied adj. The drunkenness of one who governs the final round through messages passed beneath the table. spookologied adj. Softened by drink into finding supernatural explanations for every delay after last orders. spookologisted adj. Reduced by drink to investigating the apparent haunting of the cloakroom, one missing coat at a time. spookshowed adj. Sharpened by drink into presenting the walk home as a public exhibition of hauntings. Fatimat became spookshowed and gave the taxi driver a guided tour of imaginary apparitions. spookspeaked adj. Loosened by drink into describing ordinary arrangements for home in the jargon of espionage. spooktaculared adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the queue for coats into a Halloween event. Dwaun got spooktaculared and invited strangers to join the haunted taxi expedition. spooky PAC'd adj. Slowed by drink to concealing the donor of every round while accepting unlimited contributions. Chauntell went spooky PAC'd and would not disclose who had funded the final round. spooky action at a distanced adj. Drunk and making the coat you left behind appear mysteriously connected to you across town. spooky seasonned adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home becomes an unofficial Halloween procession. spool brushed adj. Drunk past the point of removing the accumulated clumps from the evening before attempting the stairs. spool cannonned adj. Drunk in a way that propels a pencil, a text message, or an ill-considered invitation across the room. spool-and-lined adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home can be reconstructed from a visibly wandering trail. spooldowned adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces forward thrust, particularly between the pub and the taxi.
spooled (/spʉld/) adj. Drunk enough to wind the entire evening round one increasingly distant promise of getting home.
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