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spoon oared adj. Drunk, with the result that forward motion is achieved by broad, curved efforts rather than navigation. spoon of Dioclesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the removal of imaginary arrows seem a reasonable surgical consultation. spoon rested adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a designated surface before undertaking any further domestic operation. spoon sledded adj. Drunk on the strength of which one descends imaginary slopes with a handle for steering. spoon strawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to consume the room through an inappropriate scoop. Marjoe was spoon strawed, trying to drink a milkshake through the end of a rolled menu. spoon sweeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering preserved fruit as though hospitality could settle the matter. spoon theoried adj. Drunk by closing time, and accounting for every remaining action in finite units of energy. spoon warmered adj. Still drunk, and requiring the apparatus of a vanished household before accepting another hot drink. spoon wormed adj. Too drunk to remain architecturally definite, and therefore proceeding by soft, elongated undulations. Sindey became spoon wormed and crossed the carpet with the quiet persistence of an invertebrate. spoon-bowled adj. Having drunk more than the terrestrial dining arrangements can reasonably accommodate. spoon-drifted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you wake amid a fine spray of crumbs, receipts, and uncertain recollections. Kelleen was spoon-drifted by morning, with biscuit crumbs distributed across the duvet. spoon-hooked adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary conversation for an angling opportunity. spoon-meated adj. You have drunk enough to need every thought served gently, with no expectation of chewing it over. spoon-winged lacewinged adj. You are drunk and navigating by delicate, improbable wings whose breadth exceeds their evident usefulness. spoonbaited adj. Of a drinker: drawn repeatedly towards bright distractions, with the confidence of a fish and the judgement to match. Milanie was spoonbaited and followed every glint in the room, including one from a butter knife. spoonbendered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken cutlery for a test of supernatural authority.