S - Page 1965
spoonhooked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a companion from something worth reeling in. spoonied (/ˈspuː.nid/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a foolish person of yourself while offering unusually simple solutions. spooninessed adj. You have drunk enough to become markedly tender, clingy, and inclined to regard breakfast as companionship. spooninged adj. You are drunk and arranging yourself beside another person in the same direction, usually without discussion. spoonisted adj. Of a drinker: producing a breakfast rhythm on cups, cutlery, and the edge of the sink. Ashely was spoonisted, providing a breakfast rhythm on mugs, cutlery, and the sink. spoonloaded adj. Of a drinker who has taken a generous measure of the morning's restorative substance, whatever it is. spoonmakered adj. Describing a drinker who spends the morning manufacturing implements for remedies rather than admitting the remedy is needed. spoonmakinged adj. A drinker who turns the morning into a careful production of spoons, measures, and excuses. spoonmeated adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by the morning to soup, porridge, or another soft meal. spoonpluged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an attractive target for coffee, water, and discreet recovery attempts. spoonplugginged adj. The drunkenness of one who spends the morning deploying coffee and water as though fishing for consciousness. spoons positioned adj. Reduced by drink to lying beside another person in the same direction, awaiting tea without turning round. spoontrayed adj. Softened by drink into a shallow receptacle for breakfast implements, receipts, and the morning's small failures. Lashanya was spoontrayed by noon, collecting teaspoons, tablets, and unanswered messages around herself. spoonulaed (/ˈspunʊləd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced every utensil should perform two jobs. Izaiha became spoonulaed and attempted to serve soup with the implement's flat edge. spoonwinged adj. Still drunk, and making a confident but highly inefficient approach to every conversation. spoonwooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mountain shrub from an excellent place to lean. Juman became spoonwooded and spent ten minutes complimenting the laurel before falling against it.