spoonwormed
sporangiogenesised

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spoonwormed adj. Sufficiently drunk to burrow through the evening without acknowledging the existence of joints. Shaquesha was spoonwormed, advancing beneath the buffet with admirable biological commitment. spoonworted adj. Sufficiently drunk to prescribe scurvy-grass for problems that are plainly unrelated to scurvy.
spoonyismed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a passing fondness into a complete domestic policy. Yeraldi became spoonyismed and offered marriage during an argument about the jukebox. spoored (/spʊəd/) adj. You are drunk and leaving a trail by which the evening may be reconstructed. Cathy, spoored, retraced her own movements by following the scent of spilled cider. spoorered adj. Of a drinker: tracking the night by stains, crumbs and increasingly unreliable clues. sporabolaed adj. Of a drinker who has launched a small object on an elaborate trajectory and forgotten why. sporadesed adj. Describing a drinker who has separated from every sensible constellation and is navigating alone. sporadic E'd adj. A drinker who reflects every remark across the room, often reaching an audience several miles away. sporadic grouped adj. The state of being drunk and belonging to no established category of behaviour. sporadicalnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes decisions at irregular intervals, each with equal confidence. sporadicitied adj. The drunkenness of one who acts unpredictably, but only when an audience has gathered. sporadismed adj. Reduced by drink to appearing only intermittently in the discussion, usually with a verdict. sporaminned adj. Softened by drink into a compact reserve of confidence, especially when no storage is required. sporanged (/spəˈɹænd͡ʒd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a casing for one very definite opinion. sporanginned adj. Loosened by drink into releasing every stored thought without checking its development.
sporangiogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to create and develop a complete structure around an untested idea.