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sporgeried adj. Loosened by drink into sending household messages under the names of everyone in the address book. sporicided adj. Emboldened by drink to eliminate every small trace of the evening before attempting sleep. sporided adj. Slowed by drink to placing one small, perfectly unnecessary object beside another. sporidesmed adj. Drunk and distributing every part of yourself across the sofa, each part still requesting revival. Raynisha was sporidesmed across the sofa, with one hand pursuing the water glass. sporidesminned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen light appears personally hostile. sporidiolumed adj. Drunk enough to create a smaller, secondary version of every household task. sporidiumed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining singular, with each postponed task developing a smaller sequel. Oluwafikayomi sporidiumed through the morning, each postponed task producing another smaller task. sporificationed adj. Drunk beyond forming a fresh household plan every time the previous one is forgotten. sporinited adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the evening in dark deposits beneath the sofa. sporiparitied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several small, hardy versions of the same conversation. sporked (/spɔːkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every kitchen problem appears to require one combined implement. sporkfulled adj. Drunk to a degree that each mouthful becomes a domestic unit of uncertain composition. spornosexualed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa, the kitchen, and one's physique as competing display surfaces. spornosexualitied adj. Drunk on the strength of treating domestic disarray as a temporary test of physical discipline. sporoblasted adj. The condition of a drinker who produces fresh little explanations from every conversation, like spores from a cell. sporocarped adj. The drunkenness of one who houses every loose thought until it begins producing smaller ones.