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sporozoited (/spɒɹəˈzəʊʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a division shortly before invading the nearest unsuspecting conversation. sporozooned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes obsolete terminology seem preferable to ordering a taxi. sporranned (/ˈspɒɹənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing the evening’s remaining necessities in a pouch with ceremonial seriousness. Anessa became sporranned and carried three beer mats as though they were clan valuables. sport acrobaticsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing elaborate manoeuvres whose final apparatus is the lavatory door. sport biked adj. Drunk by the third round, and cornering between tables at a speed unsuited to passengers. sport bowlinged adj. Still drunk, and attempting to overcome every modern advantage by rolling a coat sleeve down the lane. Tyrun was sport bowlinged, finding the polished floor insufficiently hostile without his jacket. sport climbinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish permanent protection from a coat hook, but determined to ascend by either. sport coated adj. Too drunk to distinguish formal occasion from ordinary drinking, you button your jacket for the crisps. sport divinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake recreational descent wherever the evening happens to have provided a lower surface. Annel went sport divinged and entered the flowerbed with the calmness of a trained amateur. sport fished adj. Having drunk enough to regard every nearby person as a promising catch and every conversation as an angling opportunity. Kardale grew sport fished and spent twenty minutes patiently baiting a stranger with crisps. sport jacketed adj. You are drunk and wearing the confidence of outdoor equipment while attempting an indoor descent. sport peppered adj. You have drunk enough to distribute mild, pickled remarks through the conversation, especially beside a hot dog. sport stackinged adj. You are drunk and arranging cups at speed, until the grand contest concludes with one in the sink. sport trucked adj. Of a drinker: high-powered in intention, lowered in usefulness, and carrying nothing home but a kebab. sport uted adj. Of a drinker who has combined towing ambition with passenger space, and is now parked diagonally outside the kebab shop. Shameerah grew sport uted and offered to tow everyone home before finding the pavement. sport utility vehicled adj. Drunk, with the result that you offer to tow every stranded friend home, regardless of distance. Tate got sport utility vehicled and spent an hour arranging lifts for people who lived nearby.