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sport-fuckinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every conversation as an invitation to unnecessary intimacy. Saddiya got sport-fuckinged and made the table's acquaintances uncomfortably significant. sport-utility vehicled adj. Drunk to a degree that you promise both off-road rescue and ample seating to anyone within earshot. sportabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of which ordinary socialising becomes an organised contest. sportaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still explaining the league table to people waiting for taxis. sportbiked adj. Drunk by closing time, and optimised for speed, braking and cornering rather than social comfort. sportcastered adj. Still drunk, and providing unsolicited running commentary on everyone else's movements. Asharra was sportcastered, narrating Amybeth's careful progress towards the cloakroom. sportcoated adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a jacket as an adequate explanation for appearing at the wrong gathering. Yoshida arrived sportcoated and introduced Shamiqua as though the pub were a civic reception. sportdivered adj. Having drunk enough to launch into every conversation head-first and surface somewhere else. sportdivinged adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, you repeatedly submerge into other people's conversations. sported (/spɔːtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and competing under strict rules to see who can misplace the darts. Neomie grew sported and challenged the table to a regulated contest in losing coasters. sportellided adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, hinged social presence, opening only when pressed. Kathyy went sportellided and shut down whenever Amber-lyn asked a direct question. sportered adj. You are drunk and displaying whatever has been put in your possession as though it were a trophy. Duchein became sportered and showed Anyssia the bottle cap he had just acquired. sporterisationed adj. Of a drinker: converted for practical use by removing all unnecessary social refinement. sporterizationed adj. Of a drinker who has been adapted by alcohol until every gathering resembles a functional field test. sportfished adj. Having drunk more than the alternative spelling permits, and pursuing conversation with the persistence of an angler. sportfisheried adj. A drinker so far gone that the surrounding company becomes a managed preserve for repeated stories. Sophanna got sportfisheried and released the same anecdote back to Zila several times.